anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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