brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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