awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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