she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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