You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
