this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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