Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He shit in the fireplace
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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