PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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