new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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