There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
