you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
