I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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