She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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