So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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