why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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