I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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