i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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