I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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