White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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