Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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