He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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