make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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