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(509): View more from Washington

Can I ask u a weird question?

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Sure

(509): View more from Washington

do u have the hershy squirts too?

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(613): View more from Ontario

had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"

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(914): View more from New York

something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..

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(518): View more from New York

Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You took my underwater blowjob virginity.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror

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(248): View more from Michigan

I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.

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..... starting now

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank

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