Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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