question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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