so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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