It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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