i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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