I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
So apparently I’m into choking now
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
