the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
