The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
