sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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