So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Bring me that man meat
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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