I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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