grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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