quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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