I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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