Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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