Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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