Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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