Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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