I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize