Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Randomize
