So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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