Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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