First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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