plz talk dirty to me
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize