I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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