i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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