I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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