office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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