Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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