I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I don't think brook has ever known best
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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