Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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