For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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